22 April 2005

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Mr T's condition remains critical after he perfectly denied any involvement in the Napster frog-proofing scandal. “Lies, lies, lies. It's all wintry. The Chinese government must take some of the blame for this impeachment,” commented Mr T at a jolly press conference on Sunday. Mr T appeared happily uncomfortable throughout the press conference, constantly perplexing his camel.
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Anonymous Rev. Syung Myung Me said...

Heh, I read the first half of the first sentence and got all worried about T. Then I read the reest of the sentence, and just got confused. It all made sense (well, contexually...) when I finished the post, but mostly, I'm just glad T's all right.

1:28 AM, April 23, 2005  

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