Now here's an episode of Cops...

...I would really love to see: one day with the Washington, DC police department's Gay and Lesbian Liason Unit. (I was able to go straight to the page... if it asks you for a login, remember BugMeNot).

The guy in charge of this unit sounds like a real hard-ass, but with a funny side (no pun intended!!):

He has an anti-authoritarian streak, using a piece of tape to conceal the last number on the tag of his police cruiser to avoid photo radar cameras. When hundreds of men in chaps and biker caps paraded into the Washington Plaza hotel in January for the leather convention, a car full of gawking Japanese tourists waved Parson over and asked what was going on. "The inauguration," he answered.

It's a long article, but keep reading... it has a few eye-rolling stereotypical statements near the beginning (IMO), but gets much better as it progresses.