For those of you with iTunes installed...
This album is HILARIOUS.
Don't actually buy it, of course, but just listen to the samples. They're awesome and terrible. It's "The Very Best of: Pet Shop Boys" by Various Artists. And it's basically Karaoke backing tracks of PSB songs as sung by a guy who doesn't really seem to know english very well doing his best Neil Tennant. Which, well, really isn't very good.
I recommend "West End Girls" and "What Have I Done To Deserve This".