31 March 2005

Insultmonger

http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/french.htm

(WARNING – Site contains adware traps .. don’t click on things that you don’t know about (closing the window is a good thing on popups)

One of my more favorites from this site ..

(original French verse) Essaye cette manoeuvre: Prendre 50-60 pas en arrière. Prendre plusieurs souffles profonds. Sprinter en avant à toute vitesse. Faire un triple saut périlleux en l'air et disparaître dans ton propre cul.

(English translation -- Try this maneuver: Take 50-60 paces backwards. Take several deep breaths. Sprint forward at full speed. Do a triple summersault through the air, and disappear up your own ass.)

Paraphrasing from the Matrix – “ I like cussing in French, it’s like wiping your ass with silk”

If you’re industrious, you can root around in the site’s hierarchy and find other interesting languages to learn about as well .. (Spanish is a must – and Oh! . There’s Finnish too!)

C5

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